I hate you all.

My analysis of this video is as follows:
Oh hey, people that will be completely irrelevant in one year's time, enjoy your one and only trip onto the main stage at the Grammy's, and award show for already sub-par musicians to feel good about themselves for getting radio play when the only stations anyone can get in their car are top 40 ones, that play songs until they die a slow and painful death. Anyways, I was wondering if we could talk about your age in one case, and talent in the other. You're willing to listen? Okay then. Well first, Mr.Bieber, you are how old? Fifteen? My, you are so big for your age. Anyways, I hope that you understand that when your voice decides to change, your entire fan base will go right out the window with it. Tee-hee. Oh, and kid...Beyonce doesn't want a man who sounds more feminine than the female whore standing next to him.
Miss Ke$ha, I've been WAITING to get a crack at you for some time. Now that I have my chance, you can expect a full blown ripping out of your heart (you know, the think near that blackened, shriveled liver you have). Let's start by saying that you appearing completely shitfaced on national television is going to do WONDERS for that already squeaky-clean image you have. Oh no, I'm sorry, that's what you were going for right? The whole, "I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack" thing really must be true. Kudos to you for inspiring a new wave a drunken whores that will take your song "Tik Tok" not only as an anthem for their Thirsty Thursday nights at TGI Fridays, but as a challenge to go out and be as promiscuous and disease ridden as they can by the end of June. You appearing at an event such as the Grammy Awards is kind of appropriate, considering the trash they give awards to, you may as well have won the best album ever by that logic.