Shortened, Useless, and Asinine: The Story of the Words I Loath.

1. Legit-Unless you are MC Hammer, there is absolutely no reason to ever shorten the word legitimate. Look, I understand that that you want to sound cool. But really, this word used to be one that intelligent people implemented in a conversation to make idiots reconsider their educational choices in life (or lack there of).




2. Sesh-As in session. "Yo brah, we got a hookah sesh going on in the backyard if you're in." Ugh. Unlike legit, sesh makes me wonder about how lazy this generation is because really...it's one fucking syllable you're taking away.
   



3. Shawty-Yeah man, let's flatter a woman by subtly subjugating her!
   



4. Obvi-These four letters make my blood go from warm to piping hot. Obviously is a word that people use to point out things that people should see, and usually don't because they are idiots. For instance: "Hiroshima obviously made the Japanese pay fairly for the Rape of Nanking". Now if I was to say obvi there, I would sound like a jackass. You see my point?
   



5. Legitly-I know that I said legit already, but this is a word that deserves special attention. It's taking a dumb word and making it dumber. "Yo wifey, I just legitly fucked all twelve of the guys in that frat house!" Enjoy your worthless adverb, peons