#6

See, I skipped him, because I wasn't drunk.
I was at a Reel Big Fish show when I was 18. I was standing in the back of the Starland Ballroom when the hottest boy I had ever seen in my life walked in front of me.
So, I tapped him on the shoulder, took a deep breath, and said "Hey, I'm Whitney, you're the hottest boy I've ever seen in my life."

You know, I never actually saw Reel Big Fish come on...

....But I saw a hell of a lot of the parking lot.

keep ballin,
-Whitney St. Paul

#5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 43.


...I was drunk.

#4

We were making out in a parking lot of a 7/11. A cop rolled up and asked what we were doing. #4 responded gracefully, "Trying to get ass." He got a ticket for loitering.

#3

I think he was a cop. Or at least wanted to be one. So when I was done making out with him, I poured a beer on his head and left. Whoops?
-Whit

#2

I was still dating #1 when he bet me that I wouldn't make out with #2 because she was a girl. We made out for 30 seconds and were each paid $3. In my basement. Holy hell, 16 was a little slutty.
-Whit

I've kissed a lot of people in my life.
Let's record and criticize them, shall we?

#1
He had curly black hair, was a little taller than me, and I had just agreed to be his girlfriend. We were on his front porch... it was late June and really humid. I remember not knowing what to do, so I awkwardly stared the porch light, while moths and other bugs swarmed around.
Next thing I know, dude's tongue is halfway down my stomach, probably tasting whatever I had for lunch. My eyes never closed, I just stared at the light. Then my face was bleeding. I think he bit my lip. Or my tongue. And not in a sexy like "oooo yeaaaa bitin yo lippp." Like in a "I'm 15 and am awkward," way.
Then I dated him for two years.
Right.
-Whitney