First, our hero must procure his main ingredient. But why not tell everyone on the internet about it too? This shows that our hero is resourceful.
*In case you were wondering, the second comment is someone's "cool" mom!*
Unfortunately, Pat seems to have hit a snag here. He has acquired the substance, but has no means by which to use it. Disaster is afoot!
...or is it?
It has been a long journey, but our hero has once again vanquished his archenemies, sobriety and intelligence
...also the English language.
The shocking conclusion for our hero?
this was the most hilarious post I have ever read. hahahaha
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