#6

See, I skipped him, because I wasn't drunk.
I was at a Reel Big Fish show when I was 18. I was standing in the back of the Starland Ballroom when the hottest boy I had ever seen in my life walked in front of me.
So, I tapped him on the shoulder, took a deep breath, and said "Hey, I'm Whitney, you're the hottest boy I've ever seen in my life."

You know, I never actually saw Reel Big Fish come on...

....But I saw a hell of a lot of the parking lot.

keep ballin,
-Whitney St. Paul