Anonymity In Action

I've kissed a lot of people in my life.
Let's record and criticize them, shall we?

#1
He had curly black hair, was a little taller than me, and I had just agreed to be his girlfriend. We were on his front porch... it was late June and really humid. I remember not knowing what to do, so I awkwardly stared the porch light, while moths and other bugs swarmed around.
Next thing I know, dude's tongue is halfway down my stomach, probably tasting whatever I had for lunch. My eyes never closed, I just stared at the light. Then my face was bleeding. I think he bit my lip. Or my tongue. And not in a sexy like "oooo yeaaaa bitin yo lippp." Like in a "I'm 15 and am awkward," way.
Then I dated him for two years.
Right.
-Whitney