In the past week, I have written a lot of prospective pieces for this blog. Ten by my count. This would be the first one I had any confidence in as far as quality goes. But on to my point I must go. There are a lot of little things in life that frustrate me, but I have found one recently that drives me absolutely off the fucking wall.
Now as a guy, I like the convenience that comes with having a penis. People know when I'm aroused, I can pee wherever I want really, and most importantly I can pee standing up. Yeah, life is pretty simple when it comes to the outflow of liquids...
...until I have to deal with this bullshit. Honestly, how can you make a toilet seat that doesn't stay up. It's like the punishment for having all the good perks. I now have to bend over whilst peeeing simply to hold the seat up so that I don't piss on it. Whoever invented a contraption such as this must have wanted everyone to sit down on this overly cushioned seat.
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