Ocean's 25 To Life.

There are way too many reasons for me to love Billy Ocean. But probably the most prominent one is the simple fact that he sings the anthem for kidnapping in general.

Whenever I walk down the street and see a van without windows, I usually think of it as a place where people go to be sexually abused in some regard. Billy Ocean, however, has taken it to a whole new level: he made all of these vans install sound systems so that they could seem like the fun place to be (while at the same time giving explicit instructions as to what to do and where to go with regards to the car/van).