Trippin the Light Fantastic

Everyone. Should make out. With Everyone.
People deserve a chance to know exactly what they're getting into before they clip their wings and commit themselves to locking lips with the same person for any extended period of time.
Don't call it a slut spiral; if anything, you're enlightening yourself.
Keep a log, keep a list, keep a mental record.
I say this because I feel like no one else is. Everyone. Should make out. With everyone.
Don't get too serious. You're not supposed to fall in love with the first person who actually reciprocates your tonsil hockey. How are you ever gonna know if he/she is who you really want if you have NO other experience? How is he/she going to believe that they're the only one you want when you've spent most of your life making out with your inner elbow? Are you starting to see my point? Everyone. Should make out. With Everyone.
People seem so obsessed with holding hands... but I'm starting to see it as holding them back.
Let them go.
Let them do everything you're afraid they'll do.
If they don't come back, then they never wanted to be with you anyway. You were just there. It was just comfortable.
But wouldn't it be nice to know that you let them go, know that you let them be themselves, and see that you're still what they want?
Like I said.
Everyone. Should make out. With everyone.

Don't call it a slut spiral.
Call it a Loose Ascend.

-Whit