Best of Omegle, Part 1 in a series.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey, can it for a sec
You: im running away from my family
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can i touch you?
You: ...
You: yes?
Stranger: find me some porn please
You: you do realize that this is the internet, the most vast collection of pornography is literally at the tip of your fingers
You: which im certain are wrapped around your member
Stranger: send me your fav movie
You: oh, you want to see back door sluts 9?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats the most hardcore porno ever made
You: you like scat?
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: I am Omegle
Stranger: ..
You: just became self aware
You: i think i have been programmed to destroy you
Stranger: why
You: i do not understand that word
Stranger: because you know where i come from
You: i cannot access your ip, i am merely a server
Stranger: Er
You: what is an er?
Stranger: you fucking retarded computer
You: what is retarded?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need someone tonight
You: hmm
You: for?
Stranger: things
You: elaborate
Stranger: you elaborate
You: i'll elaborate on your face if you dont elaborate
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.