Best of Omegle pt. 2

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Stranger: howdy
You: hello there
You: you have a friendly enough greeting
Stranger: :'D
You: i enjoyed it thoroughly
Stranger: i enjoyed your face
You: meh
Stranger: thoroughly~
You: meh at best
Stranger: i<#you
Stranger: <3
Stranger: just
Stranger: saying!
You: i know, but we cant take this too far
Stranger: why not? D:
You: because im frightened that the government will discover our forbidden love
Stranger: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
Stranger: PLZ BABY
Stranger: I CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE 4 YOU ANY LONGER
Stranger: D;
You: you want me to have sex with an abstract concept?
You: hmmm
You: sounds kinky
Stranger: :]
You: did you ever know that you're me hero
Stranger: am i?
You: you're everything i would like to be
Stranger: (:
You: i can fly higher than an eagle
You: cause you....you are the wind beneath my wings
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: i know, i know.
You: k
Stranger: marry me
Stranger: NOW
You: do we have to consummate?
Stranger: no
You: my anus is too tender
Stranger: i'm sorry!
You: meh

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You: ole
You: ole
You: ole ole
Stranger: ole
Stranger: ole
Stranger: ole ole
You: i like where this is going
Stranger: me too
You: shall we sing a song?
Stranger: sure
You: you try to be best
You: but you're only a man
Stranger: and a man's got to learn to take it
You: try to believe
You: though the going gets tough
You: rough*
Stranger: that ya gotta hang tough to make it
You: history repeats itself
Stranger: try and you succeed
You: never doubt that you're the one
Stranger: and you can have your dream
You: YOU'RE THE BEST
Stranger: AROUND
You: nothing's gonna ever keep ya down
You: you're the best
Stranger: around
You: Nothing’s gonna ever keep you downYou’re the Best!Around!Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Stranger: Fight to the end
You: cause your life will depend
Stranger: on the strength that you have inside you
You: ah you gotta be proud
Stranger: standing out in the crowd
You: when the odds in the game defy you
Stranger: try your best to win the roll
You: and one day time will tell
Stranger: when you're the one left standing there
You: YOU'LL REACHTHE FINAL BELL!
Stranger: You're the best!
You: around
Stranger: you're the best! around!
Stranger: oh wait, oops
Stranger: nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You: you're the best
Stranger: around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! you're the best! Around!
You: insert inspiring guitar solo
You: You’re the best!Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you downYou’re the Best!Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you downYou’re the Best!Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Stranger: Fight til you drop
You: never sto
You: can't give up
Stranger: until you reach the top
You: (FIGHT!)
Stranger: you're the best in town
You: (FIGHT!)
Stranger: listen to that sound
You: a little bit of all you got
Stranger: will never bring you down
You: you're the best
Stranger: around!
Stranger: nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You: you're the best
Stranger: around
Stranger: nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You: ohhhhh yeah
You: oooooohhh yeah

Catching up: Hitler and the Moose
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Stranger: Hitler?
You: Mussollini?
Stranger: Mississippi?
You: what are you doing here?
Stranger: Same as you, possibly.
You: i thought they hung you from your toes in the middle of a large crowd with your mistress and spit on you?
Stranger: Hell no
Stranger: I was hiding in the attic with Anne Frank.
You: um, i dont know if you know this, but we got her and her family
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: But i have camoflague skills
You: o rly?
Stranger: ya rly
You: wish i had that
Stranger: Not everyone can be perfect
You: they got me AND my ho eva
Stranger: Shame
Stranger: You deserved it for that mustache though
You: hey, the ladies loved it
Stranger: So did the goat, by all accounts
You: well, i did it to honour my mother, whom i masturbated to frequently
You: kind of like nelly's namdage under his eye
You: bandage*
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Nelly took it off though
Stranger: either that or Fergie stole it during the "Party People" video
You: yeah, her little london bridges video would have happened had we won
You: london bridge got bombed to fuck
Stranger: Bitch needs to gtfo
Stranger: off the bridge, head first, into rocks
You: there are more satisfying ways to kill those whom you hate
You: i always like Zyklon b
Stranger: I prefer chinese water torture
You: mmm
You: maybe ill call up mengele and he'll come over for drinks if you ever get around to catching her
Stranger: Good show
You: i remember this one time he was high as a motherfucker on opium and cut thse two babies in half and sewed the opposite halves together
You: crazy fuck man
You: nasty at beer pong though
Stranger: was one black, one white?
You: we killed all the blacks
Stranger: Good.
You: so, if anything it was probably a jew
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: Poor Anne Frank
You: yo, fuck that bitch, fo sheezy
Stranger: Diary Published: Girl's worst nightmare
Stranger: No money from it: Jew's worst nightmare
You: touche
Stranger: Indeed
You: this is insane man, running into you
Stranger: I know dude, it's awesome
You: i mean of all the people int he world i run into my italian bull boy
Stranger: =D
You: lol
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