Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Piece of Shit of the Day: Kate Gosselin.

You, Kate Gosselin. You. I figured having eight children would make you a nurturing mother. Instead, it has turned you into a rabid, money-grubbing, stone cold cuntress. I've seen a few shows from your reality program "John and Kate Plus 8". Well, from what I've seen I can't blame your husband for serving your ass with divorce papers. All you did was put him down every time he would have an original thought or say he was doing things in the best interest of the kids. When he stands up for himself, you get all pissy. You treat your kids like they are chances for you to get rich and famous. They are children, and yet you make money off their misfortune of having a bitch like you as a mother by writing 3 books. News flash: you have 8 kids, grow the fuck up. What else could I possibly say here? Oh yes, you allegedly cheated on your husband (the guy who stays home and takes care of your kids, remember?) with a bodyguard. After giving birth to 8 children, you may as well be the Lincoln Tunnel. Congratulations, Kate Gosselin. You have the distinct pleasure of being the very first "Piece of Shit of the Day".

*Edit: For the record, I'm aware that he also allegedly cheated on his wife. As shitty as that is, I still prefer him to her, because he exemplifies what a good father should be.

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