Facebook quizzes are silly.

What do I not like? While there are exceptions, I'm quite certain all of you on the Facebook machine know I don't like anything really. But on the positive side, I can usually give a myriad of reasons (thank you Richard) as to why I hold my beliefs and opinions. I'll give you a short list of the things that have topped my list in recent years. Guidos, The word "Diva", Nancy Grace, Bill O'Reilly, Religion, The Westboro Baptist Church, Overzealous drinkers and "recreational" drug users, Cancer, T-shirts that make references to the wearer's genitalia or sexual virility, Tyra Banks, Paris Hilton, and last but not least Oprah Winfrey.

What do I do for fun?
Aside from making fun of the very notion of these little "find out about me because I am so very interesting" things, I like to find new and hilarious things that will eventually be overused, overquoted, and end up on some form of a Snorg T-shirt (See: I'm on a Boat). I enjoy listening to music that is not dictated by the radio or my friends, and blasting it when it can scare pedestrians. I find it particularly interesting when I walk along any boardwalk, and can spot pretty much anything from a mile away. I love a good game of Wiffle Ball, and going to any form of professional sporting event that isn't basketball is quite amusing. My girlfriend is pretty fun, and tickling her is a good time all the time.
What do I want to do with myself?
First and foremost, I want to be a teacher. I want to be that teacher that makes kids actually think about who and what they are, and how they got to be in that chair in my classroom. If I can change one person's outlook on history and life in general, I'll be just fine. I want to also go back to school and get a journalism degree at some point, because I have found that writing down my thoughts on certain subjects seems to come to me pretty naturally.Why are you so mean all the time?Mean and honest are two different things.How well do you know yourself?Well that depends. Who am I? Ask someone who knows me, you'll find out soon enough all the things I am willing to say and do without regret.

...and now on to my favorite part, the common/overdone questions.
What kind of tattoo do I have on my lower back, foot, ankle, or really any other place?
Oh, well my tattoo doesn't mean anything in particular. It's of a butterfly/flower/sun/tribal pattern/fish/bird/song lyric/Chinese symbol, you see. I mean I just got it because it looked pretty and I had so much money to blow after high school graduation. When me and my boyfriend/girlfriend get engaged/more serious/ married, I will get their name somewhere on my body so I remember who they are when I'm drunk and cheat on them.
Who is my favorite musician right now?
OMG I lovvvve Lady GaGa/Lil Wayne/T-Pain/Flo Rida/Akon/Chris Brown/Rihanna(for the lulz)/Britney Spears/Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers/Any artist that's number one on TRL. I mean, what's the point of having depth or insight in your lyrics when they have a pretty face or a number one record? Who can argue with the logic that if everyone else likes it, it must be good?Who is my best friend?
ME AND (Insert name here) ARE TOTAL BIFFLES!!!!11!!! We soooo won't get in a fight over the very outcome of this quiz and stop being friends as a consequence of its inane results!What is my middle name? Who cares?
What is my drink of choice?
I h8 beer, itz soooo nasty. I like real drinks like Mike's Hard Lemonade, Twisted Tea, Bacardi Silver, Bartles and Jaymes, Smirnoff Ice. But bc I don't always need stuff like that, I'll find myself drinking jungle juice...because I like the risk of possibly going blind due to alcohol poisoning. Me and my wifeys drink bacardi limon and razz all day!!1!!! You know how we do it: without our inhibitions baby LIVE LIFE NO REGRETS!

*Edit- I was considering just making a one question quiz that asked "Do you know me well?", but you have to have five questions, and I'm not going to ask asinine questions that nobody will know the answer to anyway.