The single most ridiculous Omegle conversation I have ever had.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: i'm a saucy young lady
You: does this please you?
Stranger: Im a spicy old man
You: i see
You: this pleases me
Stranger: Shall we mate?
You: hmmm
Stranger: let us begin
You: please, you begin first
Stranger: *i place my dragon mask on and begin rubbing my tail on your thighs*
You: i retract my guard hairs
You: and shift my cloak
Stranger: I become enraged and cut off your limbs, you cannot move and are forever my sex slave
You: geijg;hioerfsdoihujmfdohfsadohmf
You: i regrow my limbs by budding after jumping on the keyboard
Stranger: I stumble back in surprise by your amazing skill
You: i summon the spirit of king arthur pendragon, and he slays your dragon body
You: with ease I magically call to me my dragonzord
Stranger: My body writhes on the ground, letting out my final cry "et tu king arthur?"
You: my dragonzord mounts your dying body
You: you pass in shame
Stranger: before the final breathe of fire leaves my body i enjoy a final moment of pleasure
Stranger: I die with a smile
You: with the dragonzord fully erect, it finishes with hydraulic semen on your smiling face
Stranger: The blast of semen reawakens my bear spirit and i lash out with claws of steel
You: king arthur runs in fear
You: i call upon the flames of azgard
You: instead of the flames of azgard, raptor jesus appears
You: his hollow incisor pierces your bear jugular
You: you pass in shame
Stranger: As i chase you believing i am near victory my dreams are dashed as raptor jesus uses his incredible biblical and dragon powers to destroy me
You: raptor jesus then goes extinct for your sodomous sins
Stranger: so are you from reddit?
You: i tried to read it once, but the introduction didnt grab me like raptor jesus grabbed you
Stranger: *role playing sex-capades end*
You: BOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Hopefully we can do this again
Stranger: *it begins again*
Stranger: I take raptor jesus back from the grave and crush your pitiful skull
You: i am a terminator, i tear off part of my face to reveal one fierce glowing red eye
Stranger: I declare that you are the cristain bale version and will NEVER live up to the original standars!
You: i am the T2000 variety
You: have you seen this boy?
You: *shows picture*
Stranger: I am terrified, I become mike myers in waynes world and drive off
You: i chase you on foot, you only hear the steady metallic beat of my song
You: this summons techno viking
You: he sees you mistreating a woman
You: and shoves you in anger
You: a man offers him an upside down bottle of water
You: he accepts
You: commence dance sequence
Stranger: I bow in your awesome skill, asking to become a follower of one as great as you
You: i hit you with my footlong clitoris, welcome to the organization
You: like a swift breeze i am gone
You have disconnected.

*A special thanks goes out to G for his input in this convo.