I know what you’re thinking. “Rich Ross? Isn’t he the black guy that only talks about being a boss?” Nope, that’s Rick Ross, and his music is blasted by greasy douchebags with far too much cologne, money, and chinstrap beard coverage.
This man is much more behind the scenes, but the people he is behind are the ones that make you cringe every time you hear the pre-pubescent shrieking of Disney products like The Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus. You have him to thank for discovering all this “talent” that take up airwaves that are already plagued with mediocre bullshit. Remember when horse-face, that is to say Hillary Duff, was famous? If you do, he was the one to give her an opportunity on the Disney Channel.
Let me just show you how deep some of these young “stars” lyrics are.
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This man is much more behind the scenes, but the people he is behind are the ones that make you cringe every time you hear the pre-pubescent shrieking of Disney products like The Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus. You have him to thank for discovering all this “talent” that take up airwaves that are already plagued with mediocre bullshit. Remember when horse-face, that is to say Hillary Duff, was famous? If you do, he was the one to give her an opportunity on the Disney Channel.
Let me just show you how deep some of these young “stars” lyrics are.
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Kung Fu Grip” by The Jonas Brothers:
Sometimes I wish
I had a kung fu grip
Never let her slip,
Away she'd be my girl.
…and let’s not forget good ol’ Miley Cyrus with “Someday”
No boy, don't call me feisty
I worked too hard for this, oh oh oh
No boy, No boy
Can find me easy to resist
Today marks the opening of the Transformers sequel. Remember the kid from Even Stevens? Yup, Rich Ross found him. He has since had the distinct pleasure of becoming the heir to the Indiana Jones saga (which he will undoubtedly ruin). Just to rattle off a few others: Vanessa “look at my tits” Hudgens, Zach “too cool for this world” Efron, and the token black/Spanish guy with the curly ‘fro.
Well Rich, you can add this to your accolades, because you are officially the Piece of Shit of the Day!
Sometimes I wish
I had a kung fu grip
Never let her slip,
Away she'd be my girl.
…and let’s not forget good ol’ Miley Cyrus with “Someday”
No boy, don't call me feisty
I worked too hard for this, oh oh oh
No boy, No boy
Can find me easy to resist
Today marks the opening of the Transformers sequel. Remember the kid from Even Stevens? Yup, Rich Ross found him. He has since had the distinct pleasure of becoming the heir to the Indiana Jones saga (which he will undoubtedly ruin). Just to rattle off a few others: Vanessa “look at my tits” Hudgens, Zach “too cool for this world” Efron, and the token black/Spanish guy with the curly ‘fro.
Well Rich, you can add this to your accolades, because you are officially the Piece of Shit of the Day!
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