1) I can't find a good picture, but there most certainly were condoms that would make your member the most patriotic thing on your body. Oh latex, is there anything you can't do? There is nothing better as a woman than having a little bit o' symbol of the nation inside you.
2) Speedos/Banana Hammocks
3) Female Thongs
4) Mousepads
Numbers two and three are pretty self explanatory, but mousepads need a slight explanation. For you see, nearly every single computer is used as a means of obtaining pornography at some time or another. Tracking all that goodness over that mousepad until it becomes just a little red, mostly white and crusty,and blue is a little ridiculous if you think about it.
5) Umbrellas
Yeah, last time I checked, it was a federal offense to have a flag flying in the rain, let alone protecting you from it.
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