TMZ's Hipster Messiah

I can assure you of the following three things when it comes to this douche.

1. He used conditioner this morning.
2. He bought that shirt vintage.
3. He put an exceptional amount of time going for that "look".

Every time I see this "Max Hodges" character, I wonder to myself : "what if the Oklahoma City Bombing happened to the TMZ building while they were all in it?".

Then there's this gem, which I think just needs to be posted.