Ah yes, "feminine odor". Also known as stinky snatch, pungent pussy, and putrid pissflap; this condition is particularly unfortunate, yet so very exploitable for me in this case.
Hey mom, do you douche? Completely realistic.
Antique douches and post-period freshness: common women's public restroom banter.
Hosin' down that hole.
"Yeah it's so cute!" ...enter creepy geriatric woman aaaaaand cut scene.
"Hello?"
I feel that if I'm going to do a post on literal douches, it's an obligation to post the following:
This man's name on Myspace was formerly "Ripped Jorge", but I don't know if he's still on there. In the days when I was a full fledged guido hunter and insulter, this man decided that it was in his best interest to physically threaten me via the Myspace machine. Ahhh, the memories make me smile.
Good day.
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