Thanks to Sylvester Stallone, we have one of the greatest sports movies of all time in Rocky IV. Why not use one of the songs off that soundtrack? It's got infinitely more soul than the old standby.
I really like this song because it talks about hard rolls. What's more American than hard rolls? This picture exemplifies America below.
Team America offers an even better song. One that really captures the American spirit, our foreign relations, and our morality.
Let's not forget the most important man to the American people, Toby Keith.
Toby Keith should be considered the greatest American to have ever existed. His words are so simple, yet they prove to be true over and over again. "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way." Fuck yeah. He has a huge list of songs that should be considered for the distinction of America's national anthem, but the only one that comes to mind aside from the song mentioned above is "Beer for My Horses".
These are the things that I consider to be synonymous with America:
1) Toby Keith
2) Scientology
3) Lynchings
Fuck yeah America, fuck yeah.
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